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Seeing how much I depend on my gadgets to survive, I sure as hell can't justify my treatment towards them.
I can almost hear their grumblings...
Handphone: You leave me lying around at dirty places all the time! The kopitiam table!! DO YOU KNOW how DIRTY the kopitiam table is!? And don't even get me started on the weird places I go to during camps AND overseas trips... Cambodia! Why did I have to sit on the floor in Cambodia! And you went there THREE times somemore!! THREEEEE tim.....! AND ever since my cover broke, you left me all exposed and scratched! AND now my keypad cover is peeling! AND... *gets into a vibrating fit*
Laptop: You don't maintain the state of my hard drive at all and then still complain that I work too slowly! Do you know how hard it is to get up of bed with just a push of a button! I don't like people pushing my buttons!! So to make me work faster, instead of clearing the junk inside me, you decided to put me permanently to sleep! Sleep is NOT really sleep sleep, my dear. We need to be SHUT down. Now my battery is no longer working. And so you put me to sleep with me plugged in... I need a new owner... Please... *tears*
Car: I am only 6 months old and my battery already died *thump chest with laptop* And when the servicing person called and asked you if you knew there were dents and scratches on me, I can't believe you said no! And even asked if it's serious. I think only that guy would be more bewildered than me. I have scratches! From your BAG! You owe me a facial and spa session... Oh yes you do...
Camera: You lost my warranty card! How would you feel if I lost your insurance!? It doesn't help that I am being brought to construction sites with only your hand as a refuge. I am covered in dust! *coughs* Cameras *coughts* like me *coughs coughs* don't do dust. Can't you just... *cough cough cough cough cough* Argh.. Whatever... *wheezing*
I read in The Last Lecture where Randy talked about the importance of people instead of things.
I probably use that excuse subconsciously in my mind.
But I think I am just covering up for my laziness =X
Me: Come back thumbdrive!! I will treat you well!!
Thumbdrive: *hides and prays never to be found. trembles*
Post post: I found my thumby!!! My brother was just cockeye _-"' (yes, that's a cockeye seh face)
