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Wednesday, June 11, 2008
pat down or see all? 9:34 PM

heard this on the radio.

some smart anti-terrorist scientist came up with a machine that is probably the result of some male fantasy which he tried to suppress during his geeky school days (i just made like tonnes of sweeping statements, but i guess the inventor is most probably a guy..)

for people who really hate those "pat downs" that security officers give to suspects in airport checks (ie. touch you from head to toe to check if you have any weapons etc), there is great news!! now you no longer have to endure those "pat downs", wondering if the officers are touching you more than they should (nope, not speaking from personal experience) and instead opt to step into one of these "strip down" booth!! yes. strip down. the machine is connected to some PC thingy which then digtally strips you down, removing every layer of clothing until you are naked (not sure how realistic this will be) and when you are stripped naked and are officially declared a non-threat, you will probably be cleared through customs with a smirk from the officers on duty who have seen it all.

the deejay then posed the question "would you prefer a pat down, or the strip down booth?"

the deejay's (female) answer was, without desitation, a pat down

the guy deejay then exclaimed "imagine greasy guys touching you all over!"

she rebuted "it would be a butch doing it. not a guy"

haha. good point. pat down anyday!!