Top 10 Reasons Why Our Lives are Miserable
#10 No freshies are here for us to torture.
#9 Most seniors have gone into hiding.
#8 We are working on pure girl power and have no guys to do sai gang for us.
#7 Everytime we finish constructing the main frame of a structure, there will be a million and one feedback on how to make it look much better.
#6 Everytime we finish doing something, we would immediately realise there is a smarter way of doing it.
#5 Everytime we bring something down to Central Forum, we will realise we rather work in Chatterbox and will need to travel downstairs to bring everything up again.
#4 Everytime we feel satisfied with ourselves, the feeling would last a grand total of 5 seconds before someone slams us down.
#3 Our dance's head is undergoing a choreographing crisis and cant find the right songs.
#2 Our head's damaged leg is under attack from bacteria/germs/virus, our creative head has pus-y eyes, our secretary is taking special semester and our treasurer has literally vanish into thin air.
#1 Our bolts and knuts dont fit together.
Thanks Junwen and Ian for rescuing us today. Otherwise, the bamboo poles wont be the only things lying around is chatterbox today. there could very well be 3 dead bodies.
Post post note: just saw this email from our dearest secretary
"Dear all,
I am sorry to hear that Moniza and Joel has been badly overstretched and may both of you recover quickly! I myself suffered from physical exhaustion when I went to Hokkaido just yesterday! (Yup. My first visit to a temperature environment of 14 degrees!) Caught a fever (could have been physical exhaustion or even heat injury) in the cold night of Sapporo and it soured my mood horribly. I am feeling much better now after returning to the more relatively warmer and comfortable Tokyo. I still got Kyoto to go the day after! (Schedule very packed!)
I think the Rag Comm are much physically shagged out and we really need more people to help out to allow adequate for all the engineers! So, please take care everyone!
By the way I will only return on the wee hours of next Monday, and then commence Special Term on Tuesday. So, if the committee plans to meet on Sunday or Monday (I need to rest) then someone must volunteer to be the acting secretary. "
Will somebody shoot me. No. Wait. Shoot the secretary. Please.
Rihanna - Take A Bow
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcuS7Ce4q9IWhat would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything?-Vincent van Gogh